A Kiwi walks into the Surfers Paradise Centrelink office,
goes up to the counter to collect his dole money and says, “Hi …. you
know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”

The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.”

You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided.

You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year.

The Kiwi guy says, “your Bull Shitting me aren’t ya”

To which the Social Worker replied, “yeah mate, but

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