a man kills a deer & takes it home to cook for dinner.he and his wife decide not to tell the kids what kind of meat it is,but will give them a clue to let them guess instead.
the kids were eager to know what the meat was,so they begged their dad for a clue.
“well”the father said “it’s what mummy calls me sometimes”..
the little girl turns to her brother & said………

“DON’T EAT IT–IT’S AN ASSHOLE!”