In a skirt!

Fuck yes! Where’s your sense of adventure?

I’m not a big “go to the ER because of a little pus” person. As long as you don’t have a fever, it sounds like you know how to treat a wound.

Yeah I don’t go to the ER unless I’m dying lol… I deal with wounds frequently so I’ll just continue to treat treat like any other wound. I’ve been flushing with dilute betadine…[Read more]

When you’re wearing a dress/gown like that – you ALWAYS use the hand rail or have an escort by the arm!

Obviously, her train derailed.

WTF is that all about?

It’s just someone doing a burnout in a bus.

Nope. Adult fat doesn’t return once removed.

yes but since the fat cells are removed others must grow quickly to store the extra dietary fat consumed. So men tend to grow breast or big asses after lipo

Oh! My!……..

@Zorba 135534 wrote:

Did it. He was able to go deeper. I won’t say it hurt any more than the first time – BUT – it took slightly longer, I’m assuming because its now longer and deeper.

Sam started it…

I seem to be having far less problems with whacking it. I know its because I’m experienced. *shrug* My wife got a stud. I’d like one too.

Oh! My!……..

What caliber?

I’ve always had a soft spot for 44’s as long as there’s a pair of them.

Wow. 12 HOURS!! That’s hard on artist and client both! Salute!

Well it ended up 19 hours on ribs lol

What about a dude with a “pretty flower or vine on his hand”?

People got annoyed by this because it had nothing to do with what I was talking about. The point I was making is that how socially acceptable a tattoo happens to be is based in large part in how it effects you getting a job. The general prejudices of the society…[Read more]

What about a dude with a “pretty flower or vine on his hand”?

Only if the flower is smoking a bong.

No question. I was just teasing KnightHawk ’cause he didn’t include that scenario. I was being facetiously lighthearted – but OTOH, I wouldn’t hesitate to get that type of tattoo for the simple reason that I prefer tattoos that are “pretty”, as opposed to “badass”.

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What about a dude with a “pretty flower or vine on his hand”?

I know you mean to challenge gender preconceptions, but playing dumb to obvious preconceptions doesn’t fight to break them down.

Waxing hurts. I have my eyebrows waxed every 3 weeks – I know…

Just put it down to “The price you pay for beauty”.

And how aren’t you gay?

I think its also a regional thing – there are TONS of tattooed gals here on the west coast, no-one really thinks much of it.

We have a similar situation on the east coast. With our Amish population. It turns out that the Amish women are the best prostitutes because they can handle way more mennonite.

Uh, watch where you’re going?

I thought, look at all the silver cars! Then I realized it was in black and white.

Never micromanage an artist. It just doesn’t work.

My wife and I have commissioned 2 paintings, one stained glass window, and a marble floor. In all cases, we’ve gone with an artist whose work we respect. Given the basic idea, the elements we want, and let the artist run with it.

This is what I do pretty much total freedom

Given the basic idea, the elements we want, and let the artist run with it.

This is what I tend to do. The tattoo in my avatar I just said, Hey I want an evil mad scientist from here to here, full color.

However: If you know you want something very specific, then get what you want. You have to live with it and love it.

Amateur.

Its supposed to be “Shorty’s Bar and Grille, Albuquerque, New Mexico”! 😉

Actually, when I first heard it, it went: “Shorty Zimmerman’s Television and Appliances”

Interestingly enough, I was in my credit union just last week. The (female) teller had a nice tattoo on one of her arms. I complemented her on it – and also expressed my support for the credit union allowing her to show it. She told me that she actually wasn’t supposed to have it showing. I told her to tell management about my…

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How do you spell “Stupid”?

I was hoping it was for a tv commercial or a comedy show – but who knows these days…

Yea – the most famous last sentence on earth: “Here, hold my beer and watch this!”.

hahha yup!!

UBER-BIFF!!

I love how he takes his buddy with him

you know damn well they had a couple of drinks first – ha ha

Only a barbarian wears a skirt without underwear…

Are you slamming my kilt wearing Scottish ancestors?

Yet another reason to wear a skirt!

Maybe, if you don’t wear underwear. And if that’s the case you shouldn’t be wearing a skirt anyway.

I currently have 2 – one of each. Future tattoos will probably be color – but my B&W looks better as such. Black roses are, well, black.

Zorba and black rose? Both rare things. As a horticulturist, unusual examples or flowers and plants are intriguing. The black rose, white choral bells, a white zinnia, and of course pussy…[Read more]

There are also male pole dancers!

christ let’s end it there eh?

Naw, they know me. I’ve danced with that band before – and they’ve hosted other male dancers.

WTF there are more of you, Baffling

Here I am, performing at “Rakkasah”, the world’s largest Belly Dance festival:

The guy in the back can’t even believe that there is a dude belly dancer and fuck he works there.

Looks like you’re using Scotch tape? I’ve done that on the side, but never thought to try it on the topside.

Nope it is completely free hand. I’ve never used the scotch tape method

Here I am, performing at “Rakkasah”, the world’s largest Belly Dance festival:

We’re planning a west coast trip to Seattle and down to California in the next year or two. I’m going to have to look you up Zorba. (and buttwheat)

Love the eye makeup!

Thank you. I do my makeup like that every day but with different colors

Here I am, performing at “Rakkasah”, the world’s largest Belly Dance festival:

Indoor pyrotechnics. Right. This guy is a runner up for the Darwin Awards.

yup – he is lucky he didn’t kill himself

They’re way overdone in my opinion, but several of the Goth chicks I run with have sugar skulls.

Thanks for giving me your opinion….oh, yeah sugar skulls sure are popular, but I don’t like them.

Get one yourself and have an assistant film it.

I suggest a lower back tattoo.

Good Idea getting a tattoo while filming.
As for the lower back tattoo; Don’t these tend to label a person?
I think it takes a real man to pull off a lower back tattoo.

HA! I Don’t either. In fact, I own very few pants of ANY length! 😉

your to busy wearing thongs

Its beautiful – no question.

But if I never saw the ocean again, it would be 37 seconds too soon. I want to be in the mountains!

@ArniVidar 123418 wrote:

Why do the two need to be mutually exclusive?

Agreed Arni. I live 10 minutes to the salt water 2 minutes to the river and 30 minutes to the mountains.

if I never saw the ocean again, it would be 37 seconds too soon. I want to be in the mountains!

Why do the two need to be mutually exclusive?

Anywhere that’s at least 100 miles from any coast…

Why??
I live less then a mile from the saltwater and I see that your in Monterey thats a nice place

Isn’t that a Bugatti?

Beautiful, regardless!

Yep its a Bugatti . yeah its gorgeous.

Did you cheat lol?

That is *SO* totally BAD ASS! Side pipes and everything!

There’s a hot rod hearse club of some kind out there who’s motto is: “Don’t let your first ride in a hearse be your last!”

Look’s fucking pathetic if im being honest.

As long as you don’t think Eeyore stepping on the symbol of your faith is disrespectful or anything PC like that.

As for Eeyore, it scares me that I’m old enough to know what/who that is…

He wouldn’t be stepping on it, he would be holding it with his foot.

OTOH, it seems that the quality of posts has gone up a bit…

How many Belly Dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She holds the bulb up, and the world revolves around her.

What does a Belly Dancer spread on her (or his) toast?

Naval jelly!

Remember, I’m a (male) Belly Dancer. We’re a bit “different”.

You should try some glitter sometime – its fun!

You should try some glitter sometime – its fun!

I like a little glitter, a little sparkle, a little glimmer in my life but I’ve never tried the roll on kind.
I like a stimulating conversation, cozy surroundings, fine wine, and maybe a two dollar hooker!

I’ll occasionally put glitter on mine (lower back). The glitter is in a water based carrier that rolls on like deodorant. Its on the surface of the skin, it won’t – and can’t – hurt anything. Its fairly common among my dance sisters.

This made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. But whatever floats your boat dude

I’ve seen this one before – I didn’t get it then, and I don’t get it now.

Someone help the clueless…

The only question I have is: Why are you posting about this person on the Internet?

No-one here cares – we don’t know this person and we don’t know you. We’re not gonna take sides, and it wouldn’t do you any good if we did! It just comes across as petty teenaged drama that you’d find on Face***k or My****e.

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