FYI, these 22 year old hot shots are seriously intimidating. I feel comparatively like an old country doctor or some shit.

Once in a while we have problems with some older locomotives and equipment. The new shits are beside themselves. I’ll make a suggestion and when it works they’ll say how the hell did you know…[Read more]

I find underwear to be rather prohibitive if I’m relaxing around the house. I’m just sayin’.

Pics or it didn’t happen

It sounds silly, but I really miss you guys. Started classes this summer, and I’m super busy with that and work.

FYI, these 22 year old hot shots are seriously intimidating. I feel comparatively like an old country doctor or some shit.

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Spa weekend! Spa weekend!

I ended up getting her a lawnmower she likes it because it is bright yellow

No, I do honestly appreciate it. However even though I am under 18 I have 3 tattoos that were done abroad in a country that didn’t have a minimum age restriction at the time. I do not regret them, I love them very much and consider them a part of me even though they are not exactly to my taste now.
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Nonsense. I have notebooks full of similar doodles when I was in middle school, and my middle school doodles were awesome.

I doodle all the fucking time.
That’s how this evolved.

Or more ageist. While she likely doesn’t have the kind of coin required to get a nice tattoo at age 18, I don’t think being 18 makes her totally incapable of good decisions.

I love those Thai inspired tattoos, and have a tiger that’s sort of neo Traditional but inspired by stuff like that. I think being 18, you have to…

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I fell asleep with a gentleman friend over at my house last night. Oops. He wasn’t that boring, but I was that tired.

Wow! What memories you have stirred up! Is it possible for a woman to have an orgasm and not wake up? I’m pretty sure I orally brought here to orgasm, but she doesn’t remember it.
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It’s as pretty as you are!

Oh you do know how to compliment a tattoo, and a girl!!

How many legs does the iguana have?

Four. This is the original iguana.

Redone iguana.

Anthony told me that if he had done the iguana originally, he would have made it huge. That would be awesome to have my whole leg covered in one huge iguana!

I’d actually advise against a black and white design type tattoo. Anything with a focus on symmetry and simplicity is going to make your scar look like a livid mess. Deviation and symmetry are not buddies. Talking to an artist is the best start, but I’d advise with something complex with a lot of color.

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I’m so glad we live in the age of fake breasts, so I never become that old lady.

Could not agree more.
I hope by the time mine fall down, science has found a nice and painless way to get better boobs.

I’m considering a boob tattoo. Well. To cover up the one I already have. (Pro tip; Wait to get your boobs tattooed until…[Read more]

While tattoos never return to their fresh brightness you see right after a tattoo, you’re looking at it through a bunch of dying skin that will just have to slough off naturally. Do what everyone else said, and for God’s sake, don’t fucking pick it.

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That’s the sort of tattoo you can only pull off if you have perfect breasts. She can pull it off.

In a mans eyes all breasts are perfect 🙂

I’m not a big “go to the ER because of a little pus” person. As long as you don’t have a fever, it sounds like you know how to treat a wound.

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Have to agree there’s no S/S infection. Also, that’s the ovarian cancer ribbon! I know that ribbon!

Things that are distal (Latin for “real fuckin’ far away”) from your torso heal slowly. Wrists and ankles are about the worst. Want a tattoo that heals good and bright? Get it on your face or genitals. I’m not even…

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Want a tattoo that heals good and bright? Get it on your face or genitals. I’m not even kidding. I’ve never seen a poorly healed genital tattoo to this day.

Years ago I injured my penis in a freak accident, and I was amazed how fast it healed.

I assumed you all were mourning my absence and were silent for that reason.

lol……..

Got my acceptance letter. The good news is I’ll also be able to work 2-3 days a week. That means I’ll see daylight three years from September. 🙂

CONGRATS!!! That’s awesome. And the three years will be over before you know it.

That’s a really cool tattoo, Sam.

I really want to get something on my left thigh, but finding the time is damn near impossible. My last day off was the Wednesday before last.

I’ve considered a thigh piece myself.

Stinking, spewing pus, bulging like worms on fire.

I saw this band in concert in 1977. They were great!

NO INFINITY SYMBOLS! If you get one, I promise I’ll find out where you live and chase you down your driveway!

with poop on a stick.

I want to be a tattoo artist.

And an astronaut.

And a superhero.

My life really has been a huge disappointment when it comes to meeting those goals.

I want to be a lumberjack!

Unfortunately, I doubt I’ll be able to make Baltimore. 🙁

Sorry to hear that. Maybe next year?:(

The dude’s elbow has a pale nipple on it. Did anyone else notice it?

Skin cancer?

When is Baltimore?

April 25, 26, & 27.

The dude’s elbow has a pale nipple on it. Did anyone else notice it?

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No, I’m not going, and more importantly, I hate you people who get to go and have fun and get tattoos.

Come to Baltimore!

But seriously, an owl could never move a clock that big.

Walt Disney said an ant can move a rubber tree plant.

It really comes down to genetics. How you were raised has an impact, as do eating and exercise habits, but I think that “drive to eat” gene plays a huge role. My dad and I both hate to eat at work. We’ll drink sodas and eat candy some days, but getting us to go to the cafeteria is hard, or pack a meal.

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Mr. Muscles’ son and I had lunch. The conversation went something like this: Me: If you shut up, you can eat mine.

I cannot imagine how awkward that was. How old is he?

(The original reason I got tattoos was to horrify young medical students when I’m old, dead, and being cut up for educational uses.)

Not my original reason, but it’s one hell of a benefit!

Color or black and gray? Be sure to post pictures.

I’m not quite sure yet. I feel like it will look a little better with color, but it may blend more being black and white. I was thinking perhaps splatters of color?

@Amok 137354 wrote:

Hi, I merged your two threads as they were both very similar. 😎

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I live on the border.

You live on the edge!

BW is correct.

Also, have you considered the drive that makes you snap when people don’t reply to your thread immediately is the same drive that made you do something as unintelligent as get a tattoo from some scmhuck that could give you something worse than AIDS? I’m just asking out of intellectual curiosity.

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I’m the human equivalent of a mantis shrimp.

as long as i dont get brutally murdered in my sleep by you i wont mind you can be evil shrimpy all you like lol.

Oh, Lola, you’re making me want a dog. Too bad I’m never home. 🙁

I want one, too. I’m missing my little peanut a lot these days, but my office may be moving to where I can’t get home on my lunch so I have to wait to see how that shakes out first. It might be a year or two before I know.

I really miss being a ‘chin rest’.

I’m the human equivalent of a mantis shrimp.

Sometimes I feel like a Mantis rototiller is chewing me up!

Also, the squirrel tattoo is pretty cool.

Thank you!

My boyfriend’s mother is suspicious of me. I understand it, but it just gets old. If I was going to hurt her son or murder him or something, I’d have worked up to it by now.

your just waiting for the right moment 😉 haha

I got tattooed on Tuesday on my right thigh. I let Ryan draw the kind of typewriter he wanted, and he ended up making a far larger piece than I anticipated. It ranks in top three most painful experiences of my life. He sprayed it with lidocaine. Seemed to help mildly.

The interesting thing is what I did before that…

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Still looking good

Cheers mate.
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It’s an unusual style of Japanese, the background is kind of odd, not in bad way but kinda unique. It’s really well done and I like the use of subtle colour against the background, this is the way Japanese should look IMO. Who is the artist, wouldn’t mind checking out…

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Some of the best inspiration comes from pulling up the flora and fauna of the places you’re in love with.

There is one plant that is native everywhere. The orchid.

Personality is less important than people think. A good lover with a great body? I can forgive a LOT.

Same here. I hooked up regularly with a guy for 4 years and I couldn’t stand him when he talked. Utter idiot. So much prettier when he shut up.
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You have a gorgeous body.

And a lovely sleeve. But more importantly a nice body.

Great minds think alike. I’m a sucker for nice bodies with nice tattoos. Fuck personality.

I drained an abscess the size of a human head at work yesterday. If it was a clean white fingernail, no prob.

The fingernail ended up in my mouth, but still doesn’t match your story. I bet it smelt horrible… Sometimes I go into treatment rooms and they still smell of lingering procedures.

Pizza is ALWAYS good.

Absolutely exhausted. Six nights, all of which remain on night shift. At least I don’t have to be back at work for 22 hours. 😀

I once found a fingernail in my pizza, it was not good.

This octopus needs some text tattoos while we’re at it. Anyone know any sad country lyrics?

Sorry I can’t think of any. My mind’s a mess because my ex just backed over my dog while stealing my pick up truck.

I am pretty happy. Thank you. 🙂

I’m working days today per my boss’s request. Wouldn’t want to do this daily. I’m planning on going homeand eating a whole pizza once this is over.

So happy to hear that 🙂 Hope mr muscle is treating you good!! I had one of those days last weekend. I work with my mom, and there is this…[Read more]

He sounds like an awesome man, Pox, on your dad.

The guy you screwed around with sounds like a douche. 🙁 Dealing with little boys who pursue something like rabid dogs because they have an urge to “win you over” are a waste of time. Make sure they’re really good lays if you’re going to bother. (I am so matronly in my…

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