Don’t worry Aussie man, Matthew’s just blowing hot air. He knows better than to invade the USA. At last count, there’s something like thirty guns per person in the United States, and better than half our country is scary rednecks. Now, these ain’t the sister banging English Rednecks Matthew’s used to, no these are good old fashioned American Rednecks. These guys hunt illegal immigrants down and torture them for fun.
You’d have to kill every single one of these dudes just to get a moments peace!
Love. Peace. Metallica.
Pfffft….hooligans.
A hooligan will headbutt you for liking the wrong soccer team.
A kid from Compton will shoot you 56 times for wearing the wrong color shirt.
Face it, America is scarier than England….well, except for the vampires and werewolves and the ghosts and haunted castles and what have you. That shit be freaky.
Love. Peace. Metallica.
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