Entitled: Beerfest
The Music sounds:
“Can you smell what The Rock is cookin?”
He comes out to tell Steph to stop hookin.

She gets all upset, so ravaged and moany,
So The Rock says “Shut up Jabroni!”

Will anyone defend the princess?
One man – her old flame.
The guitar stroke sounds
And out comes The Game.

“You know what Rocky?”
Screams the large bearded man,
“I think I can beat you,
Actually, I know I can!”

So The Rock asks HHH,
“You think you can beat me?”
Hunter raises his mic,
Wiping his brow briefly.

As The Rock is about exclaim
“It doesn’t matter!”
People everywhere
Heard the glass shatter.

Raising all hell,
As only one redneck can,
Stood a 6-foot-2
250 pound man.

“WHAT?” he exclaims
(you know the crowd thinks it)
He whips out a beer,
Pops it, then drinks it.

He chugs the brew swiftly,
The crowd waits til he’s done.
“Come on ya bastards!
Let’s have some fun.”

The three superstars
Drink til they’re full,
The Redneck, The Game,
And that one Brahma Bull.
Just a lil something for The People.