Great Ways to Annoy People in the Computer Lab

Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different monitor than the one it’s set up with.

Bring a chainsaw, but don’t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say “Just in case…” mysteriously.

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