So there may be a few of you who are aware of my healthy obsession with the beautiful woman “Radeo Suicide.” I first laid my eyes upon this glorious act of god’s generosity to my libido a few mere months ago. Our relationship together has been a beautiful one, indeed. I patiently stalk her online profile; hoping for new material. Her playful refusal to upload new pictures for me is one of my favorite parts of her imaginary personality that I have compiled. I wait and wait and wait, with nothing to show for it but the spatter of crunchy-sheet-spots in my bed. She knows me well, though. She knows that after every new glimpse of her glorious beauty; a “honeymoon” period unfolds. There is even a small period in time where the beatings of my partner in lust cease. The beauty of such a momentous occasion is far too great to spoil with such an act of desecration. I smile for days, basking in the glory of a goddess. But alas, a dark age has awoken. On February 16th, 2010 a horrid force was unleashed upon my senses. Radeo Suicide…has gained weight. My once perfect companion is belittled to the ranks of mortal women. She has become human. And for this reasoning…for this small breech of imperfection…I have lost my faith in her. She was my rock; an unmovable force. She kept me up late at night; pondering the glory of such a momentous act as her birth.

On February 16th, 2010:
I filed for divorce with my unlawfully wedded wife-to-be.

LUL, I was bored.
Don’t take this post seriously AT ALL.
I still love her <3.
Her new ink made up for the gained pudge.