Just for clarification, he’s temping you with putting “маленький” in front of his member or he’s tempting you with his member?
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The lady in #11 has left the label on the sole of her shoes…
And i have a junior member under my name which i suppose is just as bad as a small member, although i’m a girl so i dont actually have a member, but at least a junior member can be given the chance to be a normal member (or someday a senior member) which i reckon in the scale of it is a better title than a small member…. 🙁
I discovered that I have a psychotic hatred of cheeto chewing motherfuckers on the bus – especially when they spray my freshly ironed shirt with crumbs, laughing at some lame joke, and stinking of cheese.
Damn they ought to make murder legal in these circs.
Just as an update
I was lying on the bed staring at my calf and my wife asks what I am doing? I say ‘I am wondering how sweet a dragon koi would look right there!’
She said ‘Well why don’t you get it done after you finish up your backpiece.’
классно!
Except….
My wife hates ink passionately to the core.
I am now paranoid about why she is saying get it done…
Matt
That silver springs by Fleetwood Mac is seriously scary…
I mean with lyrics like:
‘Time casts a spell on you but you won’t forget me.’
‘I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me.’
‘I’ll follow you down to til’ the sound of my voice will haunt you.’
‘You’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.’
Now the first thing that struck me is some seriously obsessive, bunny-boiling, stalker shit right there.
The second was that this is one of my wife’s fave songs 😮
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Мэтью
I mean with lyrics like:
‘Time casts a spell on you but you won’t forget me.’
‘I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me.’
‘I’ll follow you down to til’ the sound of my voice will haunt you.’
‘You’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.’
Now the first thing that struck me is some seriously obsessive, bunny-boiling, stalker shit right there.
The second was that this is one of my wife’s fave songs 😮
Береги себя
Мэтью
People always think this song is sweet. мне, I think it’s the stalkers anthem:
Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take, I’ll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay, I’ll be watching you
Oh can’t you see you belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take
Every move you make and every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake, I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone I’ve been lost without a trace
I dream at night
I can only see your face
I look around but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please
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