#37949
buttwheat
Participant
    @buttwheat

I had my first one today. Oh my fucking god that was great. What else have I been to macho to do and have been missing out on?

#115302
Amok
Participant
    @אָמוֹק

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


אינסטגרם: pacsyd
#115303
Wardy
Participant
    @Wardy

I once put my thumb up my bum in the shower if you have ever tried that. I heard around 70% of men try it at least once. I must admit it wasn’t half bad.


האם אתה הולך לנבוח כל לכלבלב היום או אתה הולך לנשוך?
#115308
buttwheat
Participant
    @buttwheat
Wardy;100249 כתבתי:
I once put my thumb up my bum in the shower if you have ever tried that. I heard around 70% of men try it at least once. I must admit it wasn’t half bad.

וואו

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#115309
Wardy
Participant
    @Wardy

I just speak the truth i don’t try to hide stuff haha 😀 A lot of people who say they haven’t tried it actually have. If not try it you never know.


האם אתה הולך לנבוח כל לכלבלב היום או אתה הולך לנשוך?
#115311
anonymous
Participant
    @בעילום שם

Between you and Wardy, I’m not really sure what to say. I can’t say that I’ve tried either.

#115312
Amok
Participant
    @אָמוֹק

maybe Buttwheat can put his nice pedicured toe up Wardy’s bum.


אינסטגרם: pacsyd
#115313
Wardy
Participant
    @Wardy
אָמוֹק;100258 כתבתי:
maybe Buttwheat can put his nice pedicured toe up Wardy’s bum.

חה חה! quality i actually spat my drink out reading haha!


האם אתה הולך לנבוח כל לכלבלב היום או אתה הולך לנשוך?
#115314
anonymous
Participant
    @בעילום שם

A couple months ago, I actually had an infected prostate (from lifting heavy at the gym the doc thinks) and the doc wanted to check it out.

Doc: “I’m going to have check that prostate.
לי: “I can’t.
Doc: “Well you’re not going to do it, I am.
לי: לצחוק בקול רם “מצחיק, but no, ברצינות … I’ll probably die of prostate cancer before I have an exam.
Doc: “טוֹב, I guess you’re not gay then.

On my way out he saw the tattoo on my arm and he saysI’d much rather get the prostate exam than sit through a tattoo.

#115318
Wardy
Participant
    @Wardy
D3FiANC3;100260 כתבתי:
A couple months ago, I actually had an infected prostate (from lifting heavy at the gym the doc thinks) and the doc wanted to check it out.

Doc: “I’m going to have check that prostate.
לי: “I can’t.
Doc: “Well you’re not going to do it, I am.
לי: לצחוק בקול רם “מצחיק, but no, ברצינות … I’ll probably die of prostate cancer before I have an exam.
Doc: “טוֹב, I guess you’re not gay then.

On my way out he saw the tattoo on my arm and he saysI’d much rather get the prostate exam than sit through a tattoo.

I would change my doctor’s haha. Saying that how can i talk when i have a shitty thumb.


האם אתה הולך לנבוח כל לכלבלב היום או אתה הולך לנשוך?
#115327
arnoldsantos1
Participant
    @arnoldsantos1
buttwheat;100246 כתבתי:
What else have I been to macho to do and have been missing out on?

I’ve been wanting to try yoga. I heard it’s the shiznit.

אָמוֹק;100258 כתבתי:
maybe Buttwheat can put his nice pedicured toe up Wardy’s bum.

this thread is an instant classic


#115329
Amok
Participant
    @אָמוֹק

well have you tried man-scaping? it’s pretty awesome, you feel so free


אינסטגרם: pacsyd
#115330
JENerationX
Participant
    @jenerationx

If you ever have the chance to have a paraffin dipyou’ll love it. ידיים, feet, hell there isn’t much I wouldn’t stick in there if given the chance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW2Dm1Se4Nc“]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW2Dm1Se4Nc


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#115338
Sherav
Participant
    @Ksherv

Wardy

I once had a Dr shove a camera up my arse and didn’t enjoy it one bitespecially when it was a saturday night and had nothing to do with my medical complaint. 😀

Actually it was a bowel cancer check and damn scariest 5 mins of my life.

That said I have tried waxing (def one to miss) but a hot stone massage was relaxing afterwards.

שמור על עצמך
מתיו


ההבדל היחיד בין אדם עם קעקועים, ואדם ללא זה. האדם עם קעקועים לא אכפת אם אתה לא צריך שום.
#115344
Wardy
Participant
    @Wardy
Ksherv;100284 כתבתי:
Wardy

I once had a Dr shove a up my arse and didn’t enjoy it one bitespecially when it was a saturday night and had nothing to do with my medical complaint. 😀

Actually it was a bowel cancer check and damn scariest 5 mins of my life.

That said I have tried waxing (def one to miss) but a hot stone massage was relaxing afterwards.

שמור על עצמך
מתיו

haha laughed at the bit about the doctor. Did you not ask him what he was doing ? חה חה


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